What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How can one justify in Sweden that total subsidies for public green energy initiatives being approximately 8.2 billion SEK per year? Electric cars at market price typically cost an average of 500,000 SEK which is above household budgets.

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

Goldfinger

How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Does the pro-choice movement realise that all the money used to subside abortions can be used to subsidize daycare and other financial support for single mothers with unplanned pregnancies?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Can you share the entire summary of your spiritual life?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Which is the first MV you watched in Stray Kids?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

When did you realize that your childhood was not normal?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

How do I change a truck’s engine oil?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-J W Pepper

If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?

Diamonds Are Forever

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

Who is Meghan Markle and why is she so controversial on the Internet?